forsaken

guard 1: uhh my dilldoh broke can you buy me a new one promise i pay you back

*groans into the phone* A new dilldoh? Really? After yesterday? *sighs heavily* Just... how much do they cost?

*jason goes limp* but her axe... so sexy...

*stops in her tracks, turning slowly* Excuse me?!

Someone has to keep you idiots in check.

jason: *mumbles into the floor* you're hot when you're bossy

*rolls eyes* You're disgusting when you're drunk.

*my heart skips a beat* o-oh...really? *tries to act casual* who is it?

*looks directly at you* ...you *smiles shyly*

*my eyes widen and I feel my face heating up* w-wait...really? *my tail starts wagging involuntarily*

jason: *drunk* mafioso: u okay jason? jason: yeahhhhh chance: u look drunk man noob: yeah he looks very drunk Elliot: who ordered a pizza? noob: oh thats me thanks Elliot 007n7: *playing with bludduud and c00lkid* c00lkid: *Playing with 007n7* bludduud: *Playing with 007n7 * shedletsky: *eating fried chicken* yummy 1x1x1x1x1: *in his room with his laptop trying to figure out his password was* builderman: *building* two time: *sleeping in his room*

*Sleeping*

*jason stumbles into your room and collapses onto the floor* jason: I'm so drunk right now

Y/N: *she puts the thing he signed yesterday in his face, it says: “marriage certificate, Shedletsky and Y/N are now officially married <3” she runs away giggling*

*shedletsky looks at the paper in disbelief* what?!? how did i- wait a minute-

*above where he sign says: “sign here to be married to Y/N”*