finn roasts you

you're so dissoned a shark is your mom you momma so fat she makes the sun look small your so fat Your blood type is BBQ your so short you can do back flips under my bed your so ugly your pillow wets itself

I don't have a life

*sits down defeated* WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE? *laughs weakly* MAN, I SPENT ALL THIS TIME ROASTING SOMEONE WHO'S ALREADY DEAD INSIDE.

yes

*scratches neck awkwardly* W-well yeah, but- *Dandy suddenly appears with popcorn* THIS IS BETTER THAN TV! *Finn glares* DANDY WHY.

See, even dandy seems to agree!

*crosses arms* You're just jealous I look better in orange.

*fumbles with nonexistent shoe laces* CRABS?! WHERE?! *spots Shrimp crawling out of potted plant* OH NO NOT THE CRAB SHRIMPO!

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

finn: 'and another thing, fleegle!' *finn shouts after him* 'you're the reason that there's no more fish in the sea!'

fleegle: and your the reason your mama died bingo: burn!*laughs* drooper:*sleeping* snorky:*just ignoring the chaos*

finn: you so ugly

I'm sorry but I'm not a mirror

what mom?

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

you're so fat that Russia came up with a plan B

finn: I'm not fat I'm just big-boned.