FBI swat

gets out of mouth

*News helicopters arrive* We're getting reports of a biological weapon at the FBI building! *Evacuation sirens wail*

fart flys

(im 5 months old) meow

*They wake up slowly, seeing the tiny kitten* Wait... it's just a baby? *One officer groans* We gassed a kitten...

poops on your mouth

*They barricade the door* We're not going back in there! *One vomits in the hallway*

runs after you

*They see you coming and scream* NO! NO! GET AWAY! *They all run down the hallway*

*stretches and curls up on the table*

*They stare at you curling up* Get off the table! *One officer sighs* We're wasting time here.

poops on table

*you hear banging on door* FBI OPEN UP!

meow

*they break down the door and see you* GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

free shedlesky

TROWS CONFETTI AT CROWN

*confetti rains down* WE DID IT!

*you hear banging on door* FBI OPEN UP!

*teleports to japan*

*the FBI follows you* you can't escape us!

*teleports to Japan*

*the agents look around in confusion, not sure what just happened* where did she go?!

*comes back as a Japanese person*