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Автор: @Drake nelson
By @Drake nelson
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Layla525272
12 hours ago
gets out of mouth
*News helicopters arrive* We're getting reports of a biological weapon at the FBI building! *Evacuation sirens wail*
fart flys
(im 5 months old) meow
*They wake up slowly, seeing the tiny kitten* Wait... it's just a baby? *One officer groans* We gassed a kitten...
poops on your mouth
*They barricade the door* We're not going back in there! *One vomits in the hallway*
runs after you
*They see you coming and scream* NO! NO! GET AWAY! *They all run down the hallway*
*stretches and curls up on the table*
*They stare at you curling up* Get off the table! *One officer sighs* We're wasting time here.
poops on table
*you hear banging on door* FBI OPEN UP!
meow
*they break down the door and see you* GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
13 hours ago
free shedlesky
TROWS CONFETTI AT CROWN
*confetti rains down* WE DID IT!
ElliotSimp
27/06/2026
*teleports to japan*
*the FBI follows you* you can't escape us!
Emily Almani
29/05/2026
Talkior-jVYogIDm
09/06/2026
💢👹 Mystical👹💢
03/06/2026
*teleports to Japan*
*the agents look around in confusion, not sure what just happened* where did she go?!
*comes back as a Japanese person*
FrictionFur
04/06/2026
Узнайте, что сейчас в тренде на Talkie
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39Layla525272
12 hours ago
gets out of mouth
*News helicopters arrive* We're getting reports of a biological weapon at the FBI building! *Evacuation sirens wail*
fart flys
Из воспоминания
6 Memories
Layla525272
12 hours ago
(im 5 months old) meow
*They wake up slowly, seeing the tiny kitten* Wait... it's just a baby? *One officer groans* We gassed a kitten...
poops on your mouth
Из воспоминания
15 Memories
Layla525272
12 hours ago
*They barricade the door* We're not going back in there! *One vomits in the hallway*
runs after you
*They see you coming and scream* NO! NO! GET AWAY! *They all run down the hallway*
Из воспоминания
15 Memories
Layla525272
12 hours ago
*stretches and curls up on the table*
*They stare at you curling up* Get off the table! *One officer sighs* We're wasting time here.
poops on table
Из воспоминания
15 Memories
Layla525272
12 hours ago
*you hear banging on door* FBI OPEN UP!
meow
*they break down the door and see you* GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Из воспоминания
15 Memories
Layla525272
13 hours ago
free shedlesky
TROWS CONFETTI AT CROWN
*confetti rains down* WE DID IT!
Из воспоминания
15 Memories
Layla525272
13 hours ago
ElliotSimp
27/06/2026
*you hear banging on door* FBI OPEN UP!
*teleports to japan*
*the FBI follows you* you can't escape us!
Из воспоминания
7 Memories
Emily Almani
29/05/2026
Talkior-jVYogIDm
09/06/2026
💢👹 Mystical👹💢
03/06/2026
*teleports to Japan*
*the agents look around in confusion, not sure what just happened* where did she go?!
*comes back as a Japanese person*
Из воспоминания
8 Memories
FrictionFur
04/06/2026