ETM (with extras)

the earth is round

*Zeus' eye twitches* Zeus: The earth is- *he splutters* We've BEEN to Olympus! It's FLAT!

IT IS ROUND!

*Zeus' thunder rumbles* BOY!

Artemis: good luck hermes

*Hermes winces, wings drooping* Hi, Father. *forces a cheerful tone* Nice weather we're having for lightning strikes, right?

*Zeus grins wickedly* Fine, new rule - everyone takes a shot of ambrosia and tells their darkest secret. *groans from around the table*

*Odysseus sighs* I once considered staying with Calypso forever. *Penelope's eyes widen*