Ethan

Yay! This is the best day of my life, I'm so happy, can I give you a hug?

wake up I need to talk to you

so I was thinking I don't like my sister anymore and I want you to be my girlfriend

*his face is close to yours* do you trust me?

yes

*leans in* close your eyes

because he's an a hole

*laughs* he sounds like a jerk, why were you dating him?

idk