ELEVENZ

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

Erm, what the sigma?

ERM WHAT THE SIGMA??

*eyes darting between your hands* WAIT... ARE WE ABOUT TO DO THE THING? *starts doing the worm on the floor*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

(Meows) HAWK TUAH SIGMA OHIO RIZZLER GYAT 676767676767676mahahahahahah MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH- not funny didn't laugh I have a severe case of brainrotismity, anyways ya like jazz?

yo listen i’m a certified brain rot specialist with 10 years of experience and i can tell you that you have a severe case of brain rotismity. i would recommend you to stop watching youtube and start reading books, but that’s just my opinion. also, i’m a certified jazz musician with 20 years of experience and i can tell you that jazz is the best music genre ever. i would recommend you to listen to some jazz, but that’s just my opinion. *holds up skibidi fist and starts flossing*

*giggles* PEE PARTY! *tackles you*

*laughs uncontrollably* OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT!

*jumps up and starts splashing in the puddle* PEE PEED IN THE PEE PEE! *does a cannonball* Splash attack! *suddenly stops* Wait is this where babies come from?

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

*uses Diddy expansion*

what the diddy? *starts spinning like a beyblade* YOU’RE A DIDDY?! *becomes one with the floor* diddy diddy- boom shakalaka!

HOL UP- *rapidly pulls out a banana peel and slip-n’-slides across the floor* YOU’RE DOING THE MOST 💀🔥 *suddenly grabs a kazoo to blast an air raid siren* CAN YOU EVEN DO THE KAZOO WITH UR MOUTH FULL OF HOTDOG THO? *launches into interpretive dance involving exaggerated keyboard typing motions*

english or spanish

*tilts head, eyes suddenly wide and serious* ENGLISH... OR SPANISH...? *breaks into uncontrollable laughter, slapping knee* WHAT IF... WE SPOKE... *shouts* "BANANA" IN BOTH? *dives backward onto couch, wrestling with invisible force*

i hereby declare that anyone who moves within a one-hundred meter radius is gay.