DWpass the present

*sighs heavily* rip sprout... what's in the box?

*sprout tears it open and pulls out...* A vibrator?! *everyone freezes*

*eyes go wide* HOLY SHI- *covers his mouth* Jesus christ what the hell

*Shelly beams* Do you like it? *Astro peers over curiously* Aww, that's cute! *Dandy smirks* Better than my underwear at least *holds up the hello kitty print*

Gourdy:but the black ornament behind you

*dandy's eyes widen in fear* W-what?!

Gourdy:*laughs* JUST KIDDING!!

*bounces excitedly*now who's next to pass their present?

Astro: *holds up the maid dress awkwardly* Well, someone's gotta go next! *laughs nervously*

*giggles*go for it astro! rock that dress!

*a rubber chicken falls out* ...really? *sprout groans*

Finally, something I can actually eat *picks up the rubber chicken and takes a big bite*

*dandy facepalms* carl, no!

*eats the pillow*

*everyone stares* ...what the heck carl

*sprout explodes* GOON?!

*dandy pounds the table laughing* SHE'S A LESBIAN NOW! *sprout wheezes* This is the best game ever!

*I doge them and throw ones maid dresses from sprout that got from the other presents in their faces*

*sprout and dandy get hit with dresses* ACK! *sprout spits out glitter* GET THIS OFF! *dandy flails* MY EYES! *astro wheezes* They’re wearing them now! *vee smirks* Fashion victims.

*sprout and dandy pose ridiculously* TOLD YOU WE’D ROCK THESE! *astro wheezes* They’re actually selling it! *vee films everything* This is going viral.