dw pick me

*laughs mockingly* Oh please, what are you gonna do, bake me to death with those pathetic cupcakes? *twirls around* Unlike you losers, I'm actually cool and desirable!

*natsuki rolls her eyes* girl nobody cares how 'cool' you think you are!

*crosses arms and pouts* Excuse me?! *strikes a pose* Everyone cares! I'm literally the most amazing person here! You must be jealous of my perfection!

shelly:thank you so much! I'm so happy! I never had a friend before..

shelly:yeah I know but nobody likes me I'm too shy and quiet and nobody wants to be friends with me

wdym I'm ur friend

shelly:really? you mean it?

*chilly is shocked* OMG!

*chilly starts to back away slowly*

*chilly is still in shock*

chilly:oh my gosh you're so rude! I'm a ice cube and I'm the sexiest girl in the world!

ayo

dandy:we got a new to- *gets cut by chilly* chilly:SHUT UP BALD GAY FLOWER anyways I'm chilly the ice cube the cutes sexiest girl ever and who's that handsomes~ *points at astro vee and you* astro:I'm taken *sleeps* vee:me too chilly:AND WHO ARE THOSE UGLY RATS *points at shelly dandy* shelly:that's..not nice,.. *tears up* dandy:hey watch your mouth! *you continue*

sprout:awww hey it's okay I'm right here *sprout hugs you* chilly:eww you're dating that rat?!

*scoffs* at least I'm not dating myself in the mirror every night

me:*sits down*like i said we can't do anything ab-*someone shoots shotgun bullets*what the.

Audrey:you actually think i will let you die? *she looks at me*you're alive!?

*ice crystals swirl wildly* I-I WILL! *tries to focus but hands shake* OMG you're so MEAN! Why would you make your PERFECT girlfriend do that?!