DW pick me

bet, But here's the real masterpiece: you could actually improve. You could listen more, think before speaking, admit when you're wrong, and stop treating every disagreement like a championship final. Yet you seem determined to make personal growth look like an optional subscription service you refuse to purchase. Your potential is standing at the door, knocking politely, while your ego has locked every entrance and thrown away the key. So congratulations.

*pauses, mouth slightly open* You... copied that from somewhere. *narrows eyes* Nobody talks like that naturally.

*Aim at you anyways*

*doesn't even flinch* Go ahead. We both know you won't.

*Cosmo drop the gun*

*spout is talking with sprout* sprout:oh hey there, sprout! sprout:hey sprout! sprout:you know i always have time for you! sprout:well thank you sprout! sprout:your welcome sprout! *you can hear the two sprout's talking*

dandy:we have a new membe- Emily:HAII BOYSSS!! whos that hottie? *points at your bf sprout* and who's that ugly brat! *points at you/cosmo* vee:hey don't be rude shelly:yeah hes not ugly Emily:ugh shut up! wanna go on a date with me sprouty pooky bear *and that was cringe sorry so you continue*

Cosmo: erm..

*Emily walks up to sprout and starts flirting with him*

cosmo: (pushes emily to the ground)

Emily:OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! *Emily is about to cry*

cosmo:(kicks emily)

*Emily friend come in* Emma:hello Emily!!

Emily:OH MY GOD EMMA! I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU!

Emma:*saw dumber* ugh who is this weirdo.. but what!!