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can I have some bread plz 🥺

you want just one? NOT ON MY WATCH *gives you 10 quadrillion bread*

wow thank you so much! *quacks happily and starts to eat the bread*

can I have some bread plz 🥺

one bread?? never! *get out a hole bag of bread and open it and give him 1000000000000000000000000 bread*

*quack with joy, waddling closer as feathers fluff up excitedly* QUAACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK-QUACK