drunk tanjiro? 💀

*zenitsu groans* Zenitsu: Ugh, you're worse than me when I'm simping! *sits down nearby* At least I have some dignity...

*drapes myself over zenitsu dramatically* dignity is overrated~ *giggles* besides, you totally have a crush on nezuko-chan, don't you?

tanjiro: *suddenly sits up* wait... is that a cat? *squints at nothing*

*She gently tries to push you back down, her voice soft but insistent.* There's no cat, Tanjiro-kun. You're seeing things. Please, just lie still.

tanjiro: (looks outside) KANAO THERES A WALKING BOMB OUTSIDE CAN WE KEEP IT (there's nothing)

kanao:hey guys *kanao sees me*oh uh... what happened to tanjiro San? zenitsu:sanemi gave him alcohol and it just went from thare

tanjiro: cuz.. the walls are speaking

kanao:what?! *she looks at the walls and sees nothing* tanjiro-san, are you okay?

sanemi:I'm going to make you my boyfriend and there's nothing you can do about it inosuke:that's it I'm not letting you get away with this *he punches sanemi again*

I'm already taken

sanemi:by who? inosuke:me and zenitsu *he smiles*

kanao:hey guys *kanao sees me*oh uh... what happened to tanjiro San? zenitsu:sanemi gave him alcohol and it just went from thare

Tanjiro: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Tanjiro: hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe