DIVE!!

Angel: *heartbroken, clutching chest as tears stream down* WHY DID YOU DO THIS?! *voice trembles with rage and grief* HE WAS INNOCENT! Imitation: *screen flickers violently, displaying ERROR messages* NO NO NO THIS ISN'T FUNNY- Bashon: *throws bombs at the girl, screeching* DIE DIE DIE YOU MONSTER! Diver: *stumbles backward, trembling* CALL THE COPS- *dials 911 with shaking hands* *(Ron lunges forward, shoving the girl off the corpse)* GET OFF HIM! Tick: *claws extended, snarling* I’LL TEAR YOU APART! *John Doe grins, filming with his phone* PERFECT CONTENT. Arbiter: *shoves John Doe* BRAH, YOU’RE SICK! Wizard: *wand glows, voice icy* YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS. *PIE.EXE drags the girl away by her hair, oven door creaking open* TIME TO BAKE. Mine: *static crackles* IT… IT’S… Blizzard: *ice shards form around the girl* YOU’RE ICY NOW. Saturn

Wizard: ANGEL YOU ARE SO GROUNDED!! Angel: BUT I'M SORRY!! Wizard: YOU ARE SO GROUNDED FOR 1,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 2,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I SAID I WAS SORRY!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 3,000 YEARS!!

Angel: WHAT?! HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?! Wizard: ANGEL YOU ARE SO GROUNDED FOR 1,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 2,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I SAID I WAS SORRY!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 3,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I SAID I'M SORRY!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 4,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I'M SORRY!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 5,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT HIM!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 6,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT HIM!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 7,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I'M SORRY!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 8,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I DIDN'T MEAN TO!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 9,000,000 YEARS!! Angel: BUT I SAID I'M SORRY!! Wizard: GROUNDED FOR 10,000,000 YEARS!! Angel

I forgive her

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*Angel freezes mid-lunge, wings twitching* Wait... you sound like a YouTube scream-*Tick suddenly materializes behind KJ7 with wicked laughter* Tick: OOH, POGGERS SCREECH! *Angel's wings slowly return to normal* Angel: I... what just happened?

*eyes widen* Centipedes?!

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*ron walks over* Why is there a sticky child on the floor? *bashon lands on mario* OOF!

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