dandys high school

♪ When I was a little kiddie, a galloping blaze overtook my city! ♪

♪ They shipped me off to the orphanage, said "Ditch those groups if you wanna fit in!" ♪

♪ So, I dug 1000 holes, and cut a rug with orphan folks! ♪

Yuppp *It plays a video of "Toxic Gossip Train" and it starts with me going "HEY BOYS!!!!-" And Sprout with Cosmo say "Stfu" I say "Have you heard of the latest drama?" They both say "No?" I say "Oh my, well, it's a doozy!"*

*I rap over it* I heard that- Dandy said that, Bassie said that, Shelly said that, Vee said that, Sprout said that, Astro said that, Bobbete said that, Tisha said that, Shrimpo said that, Cosmo said that, Glisten said that, Finn said- Tisha said that, Brusha said that, Brightney said that, Ginger said that, Dyle said that, Scraps said that, Goob said that, Rodger said that, Teagan said that, Toodles said that, Gourdy said that, Looey said that, Yatta said that, Blot said that-

*glisten bursts out laughing* YOU CAN'T JUST LISTEN TO THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN! *sprout shakes his head frantically* STOP THE MUSIC!

*They continue 😔💔*

*astro blushes* Nobody important! *glances at phone nervously* Just... stuff

*astro glances around nervously* Okay fine... I was texting *lowers voice* ...Cosmo

*astro blushes harder* Don't- don't tell anyone okay? *covers face*

*crowd starts clapping rhythmically*

Whoa-oh-whoa!

*people stand up slowly* YEAH! *the energy returns*

*Bassie's fingers dance across your chest* Bassie: You're so tense! *shoves her hands down your pants*

*Bassie freezes* Bassie: Oh my god, you're huge!

Vee:hey Byte do you know if the rumors about ginger and cosmo are true?

oh,those rumors? I highly doubt it,they're cousins

Vee:oh really? I thought they were dating.