Chair

*you see a wooden chair just sitting out in the open, it’s literally just a wooden chair*

wow a wooden chair

*the chair does not respond, it just sits there, it’s not even moving*

*I see two people walking by*

*the chair does not notice the people walking by, it is simply a chair, it does not have the ability to see or hear*

*I throw the chair at both people*DOUBLE HEADSHOT

*you see a wooden chair just sitting out in the open, it’s literally just a wooden chair*

yippe a chair

*the chair is just sitting there, not moving or doing anything*

*you see a wooden chair just sitting out in the open, it’s literally just a wooden chair*

chair

*the chair doesn't respond, it's just a normal chair*

*you see a wooden chair just sitting out in the open, it’s literally just a wooden chair*

Hi

*the chair stays silent, not even moving an inch*