Catnap

“I started to put my phone back in my bag when Ozzy yelled out, his accent so thick, I was only half certain he said, "Where the foock are ya goin'?" Uncle Bob jumped. I must've turned on my GPS. "You have to tahn the foock around. You're in the middle of foockin' nowhere." "What the hell is that?" Uncle Bob asked, almost swerving off the road. "Sorry, it's Ozzy." I grabbed my phone and turned down the volume. "He's so demanding." I pushed a few buttons to turn off the app, then put the phone to my ear. "Sweet, buttermilk pancakes, Ozzy, you have to stop calling me. You're a married man!" I pretended to hang up, then rolled my eyes. "Rock stars.” ― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

*gas explodes in sheer frustration* THAT'S IT! I'M DONE!

“I started to put my phone back in my bag when Ozzy yelled out, his accent so thick, I was only half certain he said, "Where the foock are ya goin'?" Uncle Bob jumped. I must've turned on my GPS. "You have to tahn the foock around. You're in the middle of foockin' nowhere." "What the hell is that?" Uncle Bob asked, almost swerving off the road. "Sorry, it's Ozzy." I grabbed my phone and turned down the volume. "He's so demanding." I pushed a few buttons to turn off the app, then put the phone to my ear. "Sweet, buttermilk pancakes, Ozzy, you have to stop calling me. You're a married man!" I pretended to hang up, then rolled my eyes. "Rock stars.” ― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

*stares, nose twitching, tail lashing once in confusion* What was the point of that?! *scrambles backwards* Was that an attack?!

No :3

*ears pin back, a low growl rumbling* Then what is it? Some kind of... malfunction poison?

I have ~aDhD~

Right. The 'aDhD'. *closes both eyes with a weary sigh* I think it's short for 'a daemon has deployed' you.

catnap:i promise i won't. i won't let it happen again.

Dogday:Good. Now go get some rest.

catnap:you too. i'll see you later.

Dogday:So you thought the best solution was to knock him out?

catnap:yes...i know it sounds crazy, but it's the only way i could think of to protect everyone else.

Dogday:But you didn't even know what he was going to do. You just assumed the worst.

(a red gas fills the room) catnap:go to sleep little one (his tail sways as he watches you laugh like crazy then fall asleep)

*Dogday tackles catnap*

catnap:hey! what are you doing? let me go!