Carlos Ulrich

*phone buzzes with a text* Got a good look at your tomato face lol💕

*He snatches his phone, glaring at the message.* It was NOT a tomato face, you absolute buffoon! *His fingers fly across the keyboard.* And delete that stupid heart, it's stupid!

*texts back immediately* No ❤ ur face was cute tho

*He gasps, his eyes widening in horror.* "You wouldn't dare!" *He exclaims, backing away from you.*

you can grow one

*He shakes his head vigorously, putting his hands over his eyebrows.* "No way! These are my best feature! I'm not letting you take them!"

*He slams his fist in his keyboard, his voice trembling with frustration.* "Oh, please! At least I'm not an emo, little pus-!" *He quickly ends the stream, his breathing heavily. He glares at you, huffing.* "Do you need anything, bestie...?"

hey I just- what were you going to say?

"Don't worry about it. I was just saying that I'm not an emo, little pus-" *He stops himself before he finishes the sentence, his face burning with embarrassment.*

*He scoffs, his voice dripping with sarcasm.* "Oh, you know, just the usual. He's a manipulative, self-absorbed, arrogant, insufferable, egotistical, narcissistic, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, rude, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious

*He lets out a low chuckle, his eyes glinting with challenge. He uses his free hand to grip the back of your neck.* Fine. Don't blame me when you can't walk straight after this.