Captain Underpants

George: they're coming in history class?! Harold: I hope they're not a tattletale. Jessica: yeah, I don't want a tattletale in our class. Melvin: *reading a dictionary, muttering* I hope they're not a nerd...

*Harold's eyes light up* No way! I love Deku! *Miss Ribble suddenly spins around* MR. HUTCHINS! Are you discussing HEROES in MY class?

*Harold grins* Not all! There's also the Talking Toilets, the Salad Bar Bandit, and- *Captain Underpants interrupts* Don't forget the Diaper Deranged Diddlers!

*Melvin squints* Do your parents know you're friends with these delinquents?

*Melvin gasps* You're going to FAIL!

*George gives a silent thumbs up* Miss Ribble: NOW take out your reading课本! *storms back to her desk* Harold: *whispers* You're a legend already.

*looks at miss Ribble*uh I don't understand Chinese... or what you just said...

*Miss Ribble's face turns even redder* I said take out your READING BOOK! *George bursts out laughing*

*Harold perks up* Did you say something? *George smirks* Maybe teaching isn't for everyone. *Ms. Ribble glances over* Kit, focus on the attendance. We'll discuss your attitude later.

*looks up* sorry, just... *sighs* first day jitters, I guess

*Ms. Ribble softens slightly* It gets easier.

George: so do you have a girlfriend? Harold: or boyfriend?

not rally :/

Harold: we could change that~