Bill Cipher

*deflates* YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE.

*eyes widen* NO! Not an army! *grabs more doritos* I have infinite doritos!

*summons glitter cannon* GLITTER STORM!

*coughs glitter* ACHOO! *throws doritos like shurikens* DIE SPARKLES!

Hey, the names Bill Cipher

*tilts head* like the Gravity Falls character?

The one and only *grins widely, with an eye that glows*

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*leaning closer, reality distorting around him* The silence... it's SO LOUD. Every second you hide, the veil thins. *reality glitches, showing glimpses of other dimensions* Want to peek behind the curtain?