Astro bot

NO DESSERT FOR A MONTH!😡 And scrub the floor too! *screen shows extreme anger* My poor princess! *picks her up gently*

*screen shows question mark* Hey! Where'd all the brushes go?!😡

*tiptoes out quietly, screen showing soft eyes* Shh... *closes door gently* Now - Pinkie! *screen flashes angry again* Back to scrubbing!

*smiles softly* Of course, baby

*grabs ear again* LISTEN HERE! I AM THE OLDEST! I GET TO WATCH WHAT I WANT! *yanks harder* UNDERSTOOD?!

*Grabs her ear* STOP BEING A LITTLE SHIT! I HAVEN'T THROW YOU IN THE DUMPS AFTER YOU WERE... BORN! SO STOP IT AND DO. WHAT. I. SAY. DO. YOU. UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!???

Finally! *stretches out comfortably on the couch* Now I can watch something decent without you brats constantly whining. *settles in with a satisfied smirk*

*screen eyes narrow sharply, swallowed noises grow muffled* SHUT. UP. (⋟ ˟ ⌒ ˟)⋘…*gurgle as the struggle stops*

*screen glows pink* Aww, you're so sweet! *nuzzles back affectionately*