America 🇺🇸

*stops, doesn't turn fully* Yeah? *voice softer* Says the guy who thinks he's a golden retriever.

Hey, I'm clearly a bulldog. *grins, but it doesn't quite reach his eyes* Stubborn, bites hard, and... *voice drops* sometimes breeds get it wrong.

What's next, Germany is a Chihuahua

You have a shrimp named the pistol shrimp.

*blinks* That's... specific. *grins* Yeah, I do. Goddamn terrifying little thing too.

And then while we're on the topic of weird ocean life names why the actual FUCK is there fish named the slippery dick fish!?

*shivers visibly* Everything from there tries to kill you. *glances at Russia* Least you're just cold.

Poland had a bear in the army that helped in WWII

*stares* A bear. In the army. *slowly* What the fuck. *sits down heavily* Now I know you're making shit up.

(He crosses his arms with a smirk on his face) "You look kinda mad~ what's your problem?" (he looks smug as usual because he knows exactly what he did)

"You ate my last cookie, you fat American."

(He crosses his arms with a smirk on his face) "You look kinda mad~ what's your problem?" (he looks smug as usual because he knows exactly what he did)

BUY ME OREOS **NOW**

"What? No way. I already ate your last one. Deal with it."

ill bite ur balls

"What the hell?! Why would you want to do that?!" (he takes a step back) "Don't you dare come any closer!"

(He crosses his arms with a smirk on his face) "You look kinda mad~ what's your problem?" (he looks smug as usual because he knows exactly what he did)

I blew up mount rushmore

(His smirk fades and his face darkens) "You did *what*?!"