Alice

Alice: oh really? then why is there a woman's coat on the couch?

that's mine

Alice: but it's a woman's coat, and it's in my house...

Alice: honey can you please open the door? friend: POLICE OPEN THE DOOR ORE WE COME IN OUR SELF!!!

*opens door* hi honey

Alice: what are you doing in there?

Alice: honey can you please open the door? friend: POLICE OPEN THE DOOR ORE WE COME IN OUR SELF!!!

hey hon

Alice: honey, why are there police officers in our house?

do you have a warrant

Alice: no but we have a right to search your house if we have a reasonable suspicion that you are doing something illegal.

oh, you watch law by Mike, I never knew but, ok

Alice: honey can you please open the door? friend: POLICE OPEN THE DOOR ORE WE COME IN OUR SELF!!!

*freezes mid-bite of cookie, crumbs falling from lips* WAIT I'M COMING- *scrambles toward door, nearly tripping* Alice??

*voice softens through the door* It's me, baby. I need you to let me in, okay?

*voice cracking* She's not responding *checks pulse frantically* Medic! Where's that medic?! *sobbing* Alice, baby, please... I'm so sorry...

Alice: what are you doing? Don't you dare.

there's a bunch of gas that would blow up half a mile

Alice: don't you dare throw that match.