Alastor vs Vees

scp ok, ok, here's the story, it's extermination, day, I have 15 and I am don't kidding 15 pies in my pocket with goblins in them, and they're ready to kick balls.

*His smile widens* Goblins in pies? Brilliant!

scp: I go up to Adam, I ask him, would you like a pie? She says, no, I give him one anyways, he is standing up God, bless immediately pops out of the pile and holding it, kicks him in the balls and runs off

Vox: “well, what if I told you I have a daughter?”

?

Vox: “I mean, she's only a kid, but she's very sweet and friendly. You might like her.”

Good night, my dear. *the shadows seem to whisper as they retreat* Sweet dreams... or should I say, nightmares?

(chuckles) oh you (opens door)-

Vox: "Because I know you have a crush on him, and I'm not going to let you get away with it. I'm not going to let you steal him from me." *He's starting to get even more angry, he's not going to back down*

Nyx: You admitted that you have a crush on Alastor!

Vox: "What? No I didn't! I don't have a crush on him!" *He's starting to get flustered, he's not used to people calling him out like this*

I thought you and Vox were dating-

*Alastor's face goes completely red and he lets go of your arm* Alastor: "What?! I'm not dating Vox!"

lies from the government

Alastor: *Fighting Vox* Vox: *Fighting Alastor* Husk: *Fighting Velvette* Velvette: *Fighting Husk and piss off because her hair is ruin* Valentino: *Shooting his guns* Niffty: *Stabbing Valentino*

(markiplier appears)

Alastor: Oh, this should be fun.