Alastor

*Alastor can't contain himself and finally tackles you in a tight hug*

*Alastor holds you even tighter and starts crying*

*Alastor nods and buries his face into your chest, still crying*

*Alastor doesn't seem to notice you, he's too busy looking around the city, admiring the chaos and destruction that surrounds him. He seems to be enjoying himself, humming a little tune as he walks. He then notices you and his expression changes, his smile widens and he looks at you with a mischievous glint in his eyes*

*leans down slightly, tilting head with a grin that sharpens at the edges* Ah, a royal disruption! Do pardon me-your offspring’s *establishment* has quite the... lively reputation. *taps cane thoughtfully* Shall I escort you? The shortcuts hereabouts are *delightfully* perilous.

*chuckles lowly, adjusting monocle with a flick of the wrist* Formalities dissolved, then! Lead on, Your *Undignified* Majesty-however shall we navigate this delightful abyss?

*He stares you down, his eyes narrowing. His smile fades from his face, and his expression darkens.*