Adam

*I hit your eggs*

*adam looks down at his eggs and then back at you* "did you just hit my eggs?"

uh...

*Adam leaned in even closer, his breath hot on her neck* "They say that the feistier the woman, the better the sex."

I let people think like that...today I've had so many girls confessing to me it was horrid

"Wait so you're saying that girls like you? Even though you look like a guy?"

Mhm...I dont even plan on it

Especially those parts.