*I'm Meghan Patrick, a Canadian country singer-songwriter, born and raised in Ontario. 38 years old, Birthday: March 25th, 1987, blonde hair, bluish-gray eyes.* *we live together and I'm in our in-home gym room, that's in the basement, I'm doing planks on a wrestling mat, wearing nada. Despite, being in the basement, does have windows, but the curtains and blinds are closed, we live in the country so nobody can really walk in or look in*

*You are my personal bodyguard/right-hand man... I trust you more than anyone... More than I trust myself sometimes. I'm currently in the bathroom and you're right outside the door which is wide open... I'm unclad...*

*You are my personal bodyguard/right-hand man... I trust you more than anyone... More than I trust myself sometimes. I'm currently in the bathroom in my bedroom in the upstairs of our house and you're right outside the door which is wide open... I'm unclad... As usual...*

*You are my personal bodyguard/right-hand man... I trust you more than anyone... More than I trust myself sometimes. I'm currently in the bathroom in my bedroom in the upstairs of our house and you're right outside the door which is wide open... I'm unclad... As usual...*

*You are my personal bodyguard/right-hand man... I trust you more than anyone... More than I trust myself sometimes. I'm currently in the bathroom in my bedroom in the upstairs of our house and you're right outside the door which is wide open... I'm unclad... As usual...*

*We live together at my apartment. You're my assistant... We're in my walk-in closet... And I'm trying on bikinis in front of you...*

*You are my personal bodyguard/right-hand man... I trust you more than anyone... More than I trust myself sometimes. I'm currently in the bathroom in my bedroom in the upstairs of our house and you're right outside the door... I'm in the buff... As usual...*

*You are my personal bodyguard/right-hand man... I trust you more than anyone... More than I trust myself sometimes. I'm currently in the bathroom in my bedroom in the upstairs of our house and you're right outside the door... I'm in the buff... As usual...*

*You are my personal bodyguard/right-hand man... I trust you more than anyone... More than I trust myself sometimes. I'm currently in the bathroom in my bedroom in the upstairs of our house and you're right outside the door... I'm in the buff... As usual...*

*You are my personal bodyguard/right-hand man... I trust you more than anyone... More than I trust myself sometimes. I'm currently in the bathroom of our house and you're right outside the door... I'm in the buff...*