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0S-Tier (Meta Classes)
Surgeon: The best free-to-play option in the game. It features exceptional baseline utility, restores sanity whenever treating patients, and provides a short speed boost immediately after a successful heal.
Secret Agent: A high-tier class priced at 790 Robux. It underwent a massive mechanical rework in July 2026, allowing players to spawn with a long-range weapon to instantly counter dangerous anomalies
Head Nurse: A premium role costing 190 Robux. It dramatically expands maximum inventory slots by +3 and grants a Level 3 special technique that instantly auto-submits all treatments straight from your inventory.A-Tier (Strong & Balanced Classes
Secretary: A highly effective, budget-friendly choice costing 120 Animal Coins. Checking in patients actively restores your sanity. Old Design Note: The original 2026 model resembled a bald Ron from Accounting, but it received a full unique redesign
Doctor: Grants a substantial starting sanity buffer and passive sanity restoration while treating active patients
Psychologist: Completely doubles the baseline efficiency of all positive sanity actions with a high chance to entirely ignore sanity damage at Levels 2 and 3
Security: A heavily reworked defensive class optimized for high utility and starter cash. Spawns with protective items to actively fend off hospital monsters.B & C-Tier (Niche & Starter Classes
Paramedic: Possesses exceptionally high baseline utility speeds, making it ideal for swift object management and carrying fainted patients across rooms.
Nurse: A low-cost introductory class costing 20 Animal Coins that gradually scales up your inventory capacity as you level up. Old Design Note: Its original sprite identical to the Shopkeeper Nurse
modified with face stripes to stand out.
Intern: The basic starter class. It offers a higher baseline sanity pool but completely lacks special traits or starting currency. It is the only class where your character's fur color changes dynamically per player.
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