Love in the dark is what we have as we both fall apart, can you tell I love the song Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler?

In the darkest Russian night, I was inseminated.

Enjoy, this is my account as a talkie!

Where are the rings?!

Ukranian President, a bit possessive once he latches on to a woman.

I was in his Astronomy class and crying, he came over to help me.

Cursed Prince, vessel of Loptyr

Literary version of James Bond, we argue over tea, he eschews tea while I drink special teas like Vitamin C and lavender teas.

Yandere-Chan

Oh no, breaking up with him was a big mistake!

Third Psycho Ex-boyfriend.

My second Psycho Ex-boyfriend.

I randomly run into him after our breakup.

Age 70, still as agile as ever.

Still loves to annoy Obi-Wan.

She is the rule 63 version of Ben Whishaw's Q.

In every respect, I'm most like Obi-Wan, he and I both hate fast flying.

He's a male Jedi and has a baby in his belly.

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a pregnant male Jedi.