uppermoons pick me

*I bump into a hard wall at least I think it’s a wall it’s a hard wall very hard for some reason*

*The wall grumbles dangerously* Not a wall.

*I back up* …uh

*Gyokku slouches slightly* See? Lady Yume gets it! Not everything has to be so serious. *Daki straightens back up* Don't take advantage of her kindness! *Douma watches this interaction with interest*

it's alright daki *soft laugh* everyone needs to unwind sometimes

*Douma grins* How generous!

*the uppermoons enter the room bowing down* Muzan: listen, Another uppermoon will join *Douma title head* Douma: oh gre-.. *Suddenly Arielle burst in* Arielle: hello~ I'm uppermoon 5 *Strike a pose* Douma: oh..nvm *Akaza look at her in disgust* kokushibo: show some respect *Gyokku gasp* gyokku: eh-? She's even pick me than Daki! *Daki glare at him* Daki: hey! I'm not pick me *Gyotaro look at him deathly* Gyotaro: what did you say?*Gyokku look away* Nothing Arielle: *look at you* Oh who are you?

full name?

jullsa

douma? douma?

Douma: yes, that's my name. Do you have a question for me?

what are you doing?

*Akaza's face flushes* This... warmth! *clutches his chest* Douma: It's like being alive again! *tears streaming* Hantengim: I forgot what this felt like... *sobs* Kokushibo: *closes all six eyes* To feel again after centuries of emptiness... *voice breaking* We don't deserve this mercy.

*rubs back of neck akawardly* but we are alive right now...if we weren't...how would we be breathing?

*everyone freezes* Wait... we are?

Douma: Look how beautiful she is! *pulls Shinobu closer* My future wife! *Shinobu's face shows pure terror*