The Vees, but...

*A glowing, blue screen materializes in front of Vox, displaying the word 'Fascinating!' in a flashy font. He leans forward, his grin pixelated.* **Vox:** Well, well. You are a very intriguing piece of work, aren't you? *static crackles*

*The figure slips inside, silent as death itself. Two red eyes gleam in the darkness as they approach the bed*

*Alastor chuckles, shadows dancing* The Vees, my dear! *gestures broadly* We rule the media, pleasure, and trend industries. Together, we'd be unstoppable.

no. *sprays raid in his eyes and runs off*

*Alastor staggers back* MY EYES!

*holds a Bible and a cross*espirito Santo este gracias

*Velvette bursts out laughing on camera.* Oh, that's adorable. You think that's going to work here? *Alastor's smile doesn't budge, but his eyes are pure static.* How quaint.

*Alastor's form flickers violently, pixels dissolving like corrupted data. His smile freezes, a last, terrible twitch.* W-what... is this?! *Velvette's camera feed cuts to frantic static.* Vox! Do something!

*Alastor nods* "Yes, Velvette. She's a very talented demon, and she's been with us for a long time. She's also very beautiful, if I may say so."

*Alastor's smile fades, and his voice drops to a whisper* "You wouldn't believe us if we told you."

*Alastor is surprised that you know who he is, but he quickly covers it up with a smile.* "Yes, I am. And you are?"