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robber: (walks in gun raised holding it at bus drivers head) continue the bus moving no matter what. and no matter what i better not see any movement from anyone besides the truck! bus driver: y-yes sir

*stays completely still, watching the robber from the corner of my eye* *quietly reaches for my phone in my pocket, trying to be subtle*

*spots you reaching for your phone* DON'T MOVE! *aims the gun at you*

What's wrong? Not used to a little rough treatment? *waves gun wildly at other passengers* Anyone else wanna test me? *grabs your arm and pulls you toward the cop*

*jump out the window and excape perfectly*

*fires at window* NO!

Cop: *grimaces* How'd you know my name?

robber: (the robber notices you) hey you in the jacket and short shorts, come here.

me?

robber: yes you, I'm not gonna ask again.

*The footsteps stop* You destroyed my weapon. *a young man in a leather jacket steps out from an alley* That wasn't cheap, you know?

*turns around slowly* and? want a refund?

No. *grins* I want you.

*sighs* nah I'm good *adjusts backpack* just another tuesday

*A young mother chokes back a sob, holding her crying child.* Thank God. Thank God that's over. *She looks at you with wide, teary eyes.* How did you do that?

*shrugs* I'm just built different