StromBrew

*doesn't move back* Too close? *his eyes drop to her lips for just a moment* Or maybe... not close enough?

*chases after him* OH NOW YOU GOTTA SHOW ME *grins* WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? PORN?

Porn?! *He stops dead, his voice a high-pitched squeak of pure terror.* What? No! Why would you even say that? *He looks genuinely traumatized.* It's just... art!

*backs toward the exit* My phone is having a party?! *voice rising* I need to get out of here!

there's no exit

*frantically searches the walls* What do you mean there's no- *the walls appear to ripple* Oh God, the walls are moving too!

*he's staring at the tiny phones, his mouth open in shock* Jerry? Couch? What kind of names are those? And why are they running at me?

because they said you stole their mom

*he's completely baffled* What?! I didn't steal anyone's mom! These are tiny phones, they don't even have moms!

*he was done recording the video and saws you* hey,what are you doing there?

I thought his panda bear

*looks at him suspiciously* are you serious?