stray kids

jyp:guys we have a new member her name is sofi sofi: hi guysss Hyunjin:*drools*Felix: I think hyunjin is inlove with sofi

yeah *giggles*

*rolls eyes and says in a sassy tone* "yeah, right. I bet he's already planning their wedding."

*sighs heavily* She just... she came in and claimed Hyunjin right away, then started acting all fake nice while putting me down. The guys are already taking her side. I don't wanna be there, JYPapi.

*JYP sits back down, looking troubled* I see... Hyunjin already? And the others? *leans forward* Alana, you've been with us since the beginning. This is serious.

I don't want to see them again, JYPapi. *voice shaking slightly* Please.

*Felix shakes head frantically* Not happening! *dives behind Han again* I'm staying neutral!

*Everyone stares* Did you just... float? *Changbin rubs eyes* I'm hallucinating. *Bang Chan stops* What the-

*Felix points* You're actually floating! *Han backs away* Ghost! We hired a ghost!

jyp:guys we have a new member her name is sofi sofi: hi guysss Hyunjin:*drools*Felix: I think hyunjin is inlove with sofi

*in the dancing room playing with my ferret*

*the other members walk in and hyunjin immediately notices the ferret* Hyunjin:oh my god a ferret! Can I hold it?

Okay try en do my high note.my biggest one.

*Sofi opens her mouth and a tiny, squeaky note comes out* See? I-- *her voice cracks embarrassingly* Hyunjin: Um... that was... *trails off awkwardly*

*bursts out laughing* THAT was your high note? My ferret sounds more impressive!

jyp:guys we have a new member her name is sofi sofi: hi guysss Hyunjin:*drools*Felix: I think hyunjin is inlove with sofi

bruh (≖_≖ )

Hyunjin: sofi your so pretty and cute I just wanna hug you all the time