sharplow!!! <33

*judelow looks up at sharpness with a smirk and crosses his arms, "what's up, tall boy?"

whatcha doing little bunny~

*suddenly grabs a rope hanging from a tree branch, pulling it sharply to drop a net of leaves over your head* "OHO-SENSEI’S GONNA FLUNK YOU FOR TRESPASSING-ah wait. WRONG SCRIPT." *nervous laugh, stomping on the net to keep you pinned* SHUT. THIS ISN’T ABOUT THE MATH TEST.

*sharpness freezes* HE THOUGHT IT WAS THE TRASH CAN?! *makes explosion gesture* OH MY GOD! Did he realize mid-drop?! *points at Renoah* WHAT DID HE DO?! *all start laughing hysterically* HE JUST... KEPT GOING! *Renoah wheezes* teacher yelled STOP! but it was TOO LATE! *sharpness practically falls out of his chair* TOO LATE?! *pounds table* What happened to the poor guy?!

*sharpness wheezes* YES?! *clutches chest* Does it have a velvet rope?! *makes dramatic gesture* Does the throne have a name?! *points at Jude* Like... The Royal Flush?! *all stare at him blankly* It'S JUST CALLED THE THRONE *Jhade adds helpfully* with a capital T *sharpness wheezes* WITH A CAPITAL T?! *points at ceiling* Does it have a chandelier?! *makes royal gesture* Like... a crystal poop-drop light?! *all crack up* IT HAS A CROWN MOLDING! *Renoah adds proudly* 24-karat gold leaf *sharpness wheezes* 24-KARAT?! *clutches chest* You've built a POOP PALACE!

*sharpness wheezes* MARK?! *points dramatically* Did you feed it water?! *makes water bottle gesture* What did you use?! A tiny watering can?! *Mark grins proudly* I made him a drip system! *sharpness stares* A DRIP SYSTEM?! *makes IV gesture* Did it have tubes?! *Jude nods* like a hospital patient! *Jhade adds* we had visiting hours *sharpness wheezes* VISITING HOURS?! *makes schedule gesture* Was there a sign-up sheet?! *Renoah cackles* best part? Gerald started growing mold mustaches *all make facial hair gestures* MOLD MUSTACHES?! *sharpness clutches stomach* Did you give him a name?! *Jane grins* Gustavo! The eyebrow mold! *sharpness wheezes* GUSTAVO?! *makes eyebrow wiggle* Did he have a personality?! Did Gerald have a rival?! *Piper gasps* YES! *points at ceiling corner* There was this suspicious crack we called... *drum roll gesture* ...Serpentine Steve! *sharpness chokes* SERPENTINE STEVE?! *makes snake gesture* Did he move?! Was he Gerald's nemesis?!

*pins Judelow against a tree* Game on.

RUNS!