secondary school

Teacher: okay class, today we are going to be learning about the pythagorean theorem. Can anyone tell me what that is?

*doesnt put my hand up*

*Teacher notices and calls on me*

*Another girl laughs* Or maybe she's just a really good scammer. *One jock walks past and shoves a freshman who was looking your way* Dude, don't even look at her. She's probably some catfishing loser. *laughs* I bet her real face is worse than her hair.