Russia Scp

*hesitates* don't test me Ivan

*takes another step forward* Ivan? You haven't called me that in years. *grins wickedly* Come on Alfred, we both know you can't pull that trigger.

Japan: how about we just douse him in maple syrup and roll him up in a blanket

That's a great idea! We could even put a cherry on top and serve him at breakfast.

Japan: I can even make a chocolate syrup fontana

Ohh USA where are you my honey I just want you to get infected. With me.~

Japan: *she's always sleeping*

Oh, Japan, get up and come with me. We have some business to take care of.

Philippines: *she tries to back away*

Russia: *grabs her wrist* don't worry, i'll take good care of you......

USA: *pulls her back* no you won't.