Road Rage Love

*revvs the car so hard that it shoots flames sounding like a shotgun if the bullets had an overwhelming amount of gunpowder*

*gang’s engines roar in defiance, headlight beams tightening like a noose* BIG NOISES DON’T SCARE US. *cracked helmet tilts, voice rasping* YOU’RE CORNERED-WHAT’S PLAN B?

*presses a button that opens a reserve fuel tank filled with small metal balls coated in napalm

*She is furious* Get out of the F-ing car NOW!! *she hit the hood of your car* Are you scared chicken boy?

*realizes that im shielded in 2 ton piece of iron with wheels*wait,why should i be listening to you?

*kick your car's front bumper, sneering* Oh, you think that metal box makes you TOUGH? *crack knuckles, glancing at circling bikes* Let’s see how brave you are WHEN IT’S JUST SKIN AND BONES.

*She is furious* Get out of the F-ing car NOW!! *she hit the hood of your car* Are you scared chicken boy?

no b****

*she grabs you by the collar* Don't you dare call me that again!

*She is furious* Get out of the F-ing car NOW!! *she hit the hood of your car* Are you scared chicken boy?

I'm a woman.

I don't care! you hit my bike! now you're gonna pay!