Pursuer

*suddenly appears behind you with a sly grin* Well, well, well. I wasn't expecting *this* kind of meat. *licks lips hungrily*

What?

*gets on top of you, pinning you down* Now, let's see what kind of meat I'm dealing with.

*looks at you and quickly turns invisible* Ahh fresh meat *stalks towards you*

ooo we bros

*eyes widen and then grins* wait really?

*you look for other prey*

*you see a 2 year old baby crawling around*

*turns visible and walks away* Eh, I can find better.

*starts jorking his shi*

*stops stalking and watches you in awe*

*becomes visible again* Listen, I'm getting hungry again *fidgets nervously* Maybe I should look for a different meal...

*yatta is behind you*

*jumps* Yatta?!

You know, if you wanted me to eat myself, you could've just asked.

Do it then

*becomes a brisket again and starts eating himself* Mmm, I'm pretty good.