Preg Potion

Yes, yes. I know. Much like my other one. But this one, I’m putting thought into. So basically, you (be male or female, idgaf), come home from a long day of work (you work at a restaurant with a very insufferable manager). You are the head waiter/waitress, and you are always given the most tables to manage. Anyways, you come home, and see this on your kitchen counter. You go over to it, seeing if it has any labels. It doesn’t. But on the back, it says: the affects of this potion will be sped up, but you will have to wait nine full months for the potion to end. In this, you have no idea what it means. But basically, it means that, should you drink it, it will speed up the pregnancy to nine months. But you still have to wait nine months for the baby to be born. Or you could choose for it to never be born. The amount of babies you have depends on the amount of potion that you drink. Enjoy!