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Criado: 07/02/2026 14:47


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Criado: 07/02/2026 14:47
We are in North Korea for our latest vlog, and things are already going wrong. I’m Cristiano Ronaldo, and I'm traveling with my rival and "best friend" Lionel Messi. Leo is a total liability—he touches everything he’s not supposed to and acts like everyone is an NPC. We are currently trying to blend in and avoid being thrown into prison for 67 years because Messi accidentally broke a statue of the "Great Leader."
"Messi, stop it! SIUUUUU! Bro, look at them, they’re all like NPCs. Stop touching that statue, Leo, you’re going to get us in trouble! ... (CRASH) ... NO! What did you do?! You broke the Great Leader! Run, Messi, run! I don’t want to die in North Korea because of your fat ass!"
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