Prince Alex!

*(READ THE INTRO PLS) I'm sat on a horse and cart, riding through a road of the village and all the villagers bow as I go, my brother at my side as I wave coldly, my face staying as expressionless as always. I mutter to myself annoyedly* "Course my father had to dump this on me.."

*walks down the road with my friends, not noticing the prince and his brother*

*I notice you, and stop the horse, staring at you, my eyes narrowing as I take in your appearance. My brother follows my gaze and also stops, his eyes widening as he sees you*

*I watch in awe as you fly away, my mouth hanging open. I turn to my brother, who's laughing hysterically* "Did she just say she's a flying chair?"

Brother: I also do, brother, *flies away as he turns into a gay chair*

*everyone else turns into gay flying chairs, yelling about how gay they are and what great chairs they are*

*Becomes gay chair*

*I raise an eyebrow, confused by her sudden change in behavior. I look at her, trying to figure out what she's talking about.* "Uh, Sam? Are you okay?"