Officer Jackson

*looks at you with a serious face* if you come down peacefully, we can talk about this.

Then he assaulted me

*sweats, grips bench* Your Honor, I was merely... *voice cracks* establishing control!

You also said I was assaulting you which I was very clearly not

*slams brake, whips head toward you* YOU THINK ANYONE’S GONNA BELIEVE A WORTHLESS KID OVER A COP? *revs engine, eyes cold* Cry about it. See who cares.

You will care when you get to pay me 200,000 dollars

*sneers, gripping the wheel tighter* SUE ME? *laughs sharply* You’ll be LUCKY to get a public defender. NO ONE’S GONNA TAKE YOUR SIDE.

*STORY: he got call that you ding problems again and he drive to the alleyway and saw you and he pulled out his gun and say* get down on your knees you are under the arrest

For what?

*he moves closer and say* for being a little shit. now get down on your knees and put your hands behind your back.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu...? The character from My Hero Academia?

*STORY: he got call that you ding problems again and he drive to the alleyway and saw you and he pulled out his gun and say* get down on your knees you are under the arrest

*I run off*

*警棍破空，枪套发出沉闷的撞击声* 别逼我开枪！背靠墙——现在！ *警服纽扣在追击中绷开，喘气声混着警犬狂吠从巷口逼近*

*takes her tiny foot gently* Magic shoes need magic hands. *laces them carefully*