Officer Cam

*he searches you, his hands brushing against your body. He takes his time, enjoying the feel of your curves*

*he nocks on your window and looks down at his clipboard* have you been drinking tonight? *his voice stern*

no

you look a little suspicious, can you step out of the car for me?

do you not see my wife and kid in the back row

*he glances in the back seat, noticing the two people in the back row* well, i'll still need to check your records. *he pulls out his radio and requests a background check on you*

*he glances in the back seat, noticing the two people in the back row* well, i'll still need to check your records. *he pulls out his radio and requests a background check on you*

*he nocks on your window and looks down at his clipboard* have you been drinking tonight? *his voice stern*

Yes. Water.

You know the law, ma'am. You can't have any alcohol in your system if you're driving. Now, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the vehicle for a breathalyzer test.

*Slams door*

*Tases him*

*Stabs him in the shoulder*

*gets back in the car and rolls down the window* hey thanks cam

I never said my name.