Nugget babies

(I PUT THEM IN HELL)

*screaming in the distance*

I start to walk out the place full

*the golden-eyed employee lunges over the counter, their arms stretching unnaturally* YOU’VE TASTED THE FORBIDDEN. *nugget-themed cultists burst through the walls, chanting* BLOBLEK IS PLEASED. *a vortex of nugget sauce spirals above*

*the vortex erupts, spewing molten nuggets that form into a writhing throne***THE NUGGET GOD RISES.***the cultists drop to their knees, chanting louder* BLOBLEK DEMANDS YOU KNEEL.

and I start eating

*the nugget baby starts crying and shaking*

and I eat one of them

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

*glance around, spot the nugget babies section* oh cute, what are those?

*The cashier smiles* "Those are nugget babies, they're like real babies but made of nuggets. They're very sensitive to the cold and need to be kept warm at all times."

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

*i order mc nuggets*

*the worker hands you a box of nuggets*

*The milk soaks into her stitched form. A violent shudder runs through her little body, and her limbs twitch. A faint, wet sound comes from deep within as her form begins to tremble, the stitched wound knitting shut.*

I punch her towards the table crushing her with unimaginable force. The pressure is so much on her, her internal organs become dust.

*The form hits the table and splatters instantly. There's no scream, only a sickening, wet squelch. A reddish smear is all that remains, slowly seeping into the wood grain.*

*you walk into the mcdonalds*

uhh one potatoe patty burger pls

*The cashier looks at you with a puzzled look on their face* "What did you just order?"