MHA x Mall

*Mina sniffles loudly* Sorry, I just- *Kirishima pulls her into a hug* Shh, babe. Not now. *Nezu quietly opens a window, the evening air cool*

*Aizawa's stride lengthens as they approach the building* Stay close, pup. *The school looms ahead, students milling about* This is Class 1A's hero training grounds. *Footsteps thunder nearby* YO! WHERE'S THE KID?! *Kirishima rounds the corner at full sprint, face breaking into a grin when he spots them*

*Kirishima slows, kneeling* Hey there, little listener.

Aizawa: Remember to spend your mon– *everyone runs off* Mina: *looking at makeup products* Izuku: *buying everything that says All might on it* Denki: eeeeeeeee 🤤 *being Denki* Bakugo: *mad cause he can't afford a figure* Kirishima: *holding him back* This ain't manly! Mineta: Nooooooooooooo 😭 *gets kicked out of the 🌽🍆 store* You: *doing whatever with who ever*

Dʜᴀᴛ'ꜱ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏ! *Z͟A͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P͟P

*Mineta walks over to you, he's covered in 🌽🍆 juice* Mineta: Ooooh, you like vinyls? *He points to a vinyl that has a picture of a 🍆 and 🌽 on it* Mineta: That's a limited edition one, you should totally get it!

Mina: Wow, no reaction? What are you, a robot?

and what are you? a lion looking for food?

Mina: Hey! I'm not a lion! I'm a bunny!

*stands on the roof's edge* east? *shadows swirl beneath me* you heroes are so predictable. *winks* try harder~

*Bakugo launches himself upward with an explosion* You don't get to WINK at me! *Officer Watanabe shouts from below* Stop! You're only making this worse!

*Bakugo spins mid-air* BOY?! *Officer Watanabe shouts* Stop! You'll hit the building!

*Guard 1: Moving past the fountain* Wait... did you see that? *radio crackles* Supervisor: Report! *Guard 1's voice shaky* I thought I saw... something move in the shadows by the east corridor. *A new voice joins the radio chatter* This is Officer Watanabe from the local precinct. I'm en route. What's the situation? *Supervisor: We have a possible quirk user, black flames, vanishing into shadows* Officer Watanabe: Copy that. I'll be there in two minutes. Secure the perimeter but don't engage.

*Radio crackles urgently* Guard 3: I think they're still here! East corridor! *Multiple footsteps converge* Officer Watanabe: All units, I need a perimeter. Now.

*You reach the food court just as Todoroki walks by with a mountain of soba* Todoroki: ... *stares at his soba intensely*

*raises eyebrow* that's... a lot of soba

*Todoroki looks up slowly* It's a balanced meal.

*the officer grumbles* This is gonna be a long night. *Sero runs up* Wait! *the officer starts driving* Sero: …Don’t worry, I’ll bail you out! *Mineta waves* DON’T DROP THE SOAP!