mha pick me boy

*Asleep on Karma's shoulder* ...

Jake :ewww why is he sleeping on her shoulder? He's probably a creep! Karma :shut up,Nagisa's on his period. Jake :...

*Jake notices you and his face immediately turns red* Jake :oh my god you are adorable! I bet I could make you my girlfriend~

*He sputters, taking a step back as if the words themselves physically hit him.* Father? No way. He's, like, a thousand years old! *He lets out a forced, ugly laugh.* So what, is the wig a family heirloom or something?

*thunder crashes outside, my voice dangerously low* First of all, we don't wear wigs, we don't want lice, second of all he is not a thousand years old, he is approximately 13.8 billion years old and still looks like he is in his early twenties, and you shouldn't be taking because you're like 16 and you look like a 50-year-old man with 3 grandchildren.

*His face contorts, going bright red as she rips apart his ego. He opens and closes his mouth, sputtering like a fish out of water.* W-what?! How do you know how old I am?! *He shouts, pointing a shaky finger at her.* You're just jealous! Jealous of my amazing style!

(Then Nezu's(The principal)voice came over the intercom "attention all students and teachers of UA high. The Emperor and His consort are coming to the school tomorrow at 1 in the afternoon for a ceremony, please be respectful. Wear Traditional clothing(Japanese Traditional clothing), rent them, make them, buy them, I don't care what you do to get the Traditional clothing."my mind:I'm going to wear my Jūnihitoe...(I already have traditional clothing for my husbands,brothers,sons))

*The next day, UA is buzzing with activity. Students mill about in a confused mix of traditional garments. Jake stands in the main hall, looking utterly ridiculous in a gaudy, ill-fitting kimono he'd 'designed' himself. He scoffs at another student.* What's with this drab color? Real style is about standing out, not dressing like a boring old monk.

(A group of ladies-in-waiting in beautiful kimono and a beautiful and cute(clearly a imperial family member)girl(me)in a Jūnihitoe walked by, completely ignoring him. I was at the front, my golden eyes cold and my expression unreadable)

Aizawa :bish imma sleep anway we have a new student (slides int9 gellow bag and sleeps) Todoroki : (silent.) Jake :HELLO IM THE NEW STUDENTTTT ew whos that! i bet im prettier *points to mina* whats up with the pink skin?mina :hello! momo :hii! Y/N :*whatever*

(I'm in my dorm asleep in my nest.I'm also wearing one of Bakugo's hoodies.me,my sons and brothers have all of the imperial dorms to ourselves.my dorm room is huge,I have a library wall and in the middle of it is my shikibuton(which is in the middle of my nest)which is on a Tatami Mat,in the other side of the room I have a pottery,tailor,gym,music studio and the kitchen, my husbands,brothers,and my 2 sons rooms next to each other.the sides near the windows is where my closet is)

*The dorm room door SLAMS open as Jake strides in* Whoa, check out this place! *spins around, taking in the massive space* Where's the basic roommate? I need someone to do my laundry. *eyes narrow at the nest* Ugh, what's with all the... feminine stuff? Real men don't need... whatever this is.

*smirks and struts closer* You're, like, super pretty for a guy! You into skincare? We should totally swap routines sometime!

*while Nagisa's gone, Jake starts going through his stuff* Oh look, he left his bag! *rummages through belongings* I wonder if he has any cute stationary!

*Jake storms back in wearing an ice-themed jacket* Fine! If you don't want me, I'll just date someone hotter! *points at Todoroki* Todoroki: 'I'm not interested.' *Jake freezes*