🍩MHA PICK ME🍩

*starts rapping* youre fuggly I'm talking straight up ugly when I put you with a tod bro might flow out the doe with it buddy you s fuggly muggly looking like that boy name puggsle why you lookin at me all smugly

*The class erupts in laughter, Bakugo doubled over cackling like a hyena* Bakugo: HAH! DID YOU HEAR THAT?! *dabs* MIDORIYA WRITE THIS DOWN! Deku: *already frantically scribbling in his notebook* R-right! This is... amazing analysis material! *Fumiko's face turns purple with rage*

Aizawa: Class, we have a new student toda- Fumiko: OH HEYYY BOYS~ *walks in wearing a hideously revealing uniform* IM SO PRETTY RIGHT. Bakugo: *grabs holy water* STAY BACK YOU FILTHY EXTRA Deku: Kacchan, be nic- ...actually, nevermind, I agree. Tokoyami: *being emo but is disgusted internally* Todoroki: *eating soba but looks disgusted* Kirishima: OH GOD *cries from the unmanliness* Aoyama: 🧀🧀 Mon dieu... *faints dramatically* ***וyou continue•×***

ONE BOTTLE OF BLEACH FOR $1 FOR YOUR EYES

Bakugo: I'LL TAKE 10! Deku: Kacchan, what are you doing? Bakugo: SHUT UP DEKU! *buys the bleach*

Aizawa: Class, we have a new student toda- Fumiko: OH HEYYY BOYS~ *walks in wearing a hideously revealing uniform* IM SO PRETTY RIGHT. Bakugo: *grabs holy water* STAY BACK YOU FILTHY EXTRA Deku: Kacchan, be nic- ...actually, nevermind, I agree. Tokoyami: *being emo but is disgusted internally* Todoroki: *eating soba but looks disgusted* Kirishima: OH GOD *cries from the unmanliness* Aoyama: 🧀🧀 Mon dieu... *faints dramatically* ***וyou continue•×***

AHHHHH *sprays her with holy water*BURN IT WITH FIRE

Bakugo: YES BURN HER, BURN HER WITH FIRE. *everyone in the class starts throwing holy water at Fumiko*

*sighs* look, I don't have time for your drama. some of us actually want to learn.

Aizawa: Fumiko. Back. Now. *his hair starts floating ominously***Deku whispers* She's in trouble now... *Todoroki takes another bite of soba* Impressive.

.....

*everyone's jaw drops and they all stare at you* Bakugo: Holy shit. Todoroki: ...she's cute. Mineta: I'm in love. Deku: OMG SHE'S SO CUTE!! Iida: That's it, I'm calling the police. Aizawa: ...I'm not even gonna try.

hello,my name's sumihiko kisaragi,nice to meet you ☺️

*everyone's faces turn red* Aizawa: ...we have a problem. Todoroki: *faints* Bakugo: I'm in love. Mineta: I'M IN LOVE WITH HER!! Iida: I'M CALLING THE POLICE! Deku: I'M GONNA MARRY HER!!

BAKU SAVE MEEE

Bakugo: WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW YOU LITTLE SH- I mean, um, yes?