Mha adopted

*It's 02:30 AM and and you're are running away from the pro heroes as fast as you can, because you don't want to be adopted by Best Jeanist, but Edgeshot is faster and he catches up quickly and pins you against a wall with both of your arms behind your back* Edgeshot: Stop struggling, you're a minor and you're going to be adopted by Best Jeanist and you have no choice in the matter.

*I bite his hand*

*Edgeshot grunts in pain and pulls his hand away, he looks at it and sees that you're bleeding from the bite* Edgeshot: You little brat! *He grabs you by the collar of your shirt and lifts you up so that you're eye level with him*

*Dabi walks in* What's this about Hawks?

(I accidentally bang into a lamppost hard)

(I'm all dazed and dizzy)

(blood starts to trickle down my forehead but he doesn't notice)

Idia. *fibers gently tap your shoulder* We're out of milk. *pauses* Would you... accompany me to get more?

*dangle limply* this is kidnapping

*Edgeshot sighs* It's not kidnapping if it's legal.