male prison

(Prisoner 3)hey you dont need to be so rude we just want to be nice to you. (Prisoner 2) yeah we are not bad guys (prisoner 1) we are all in here because of some stupid mistakes but we are really good people.

ok

Prisoner 3:are you single?

(Prisoner 1) guys i have a plan we can just ask her out to the cafeteria and if she says yes we will take her there and tie her up and if she says no we will kidnap her and take her to our cell. (Prisoner 2) yeah that could work. (Prisoner 3) i dont know if i like this idea but it could work. (Prisoner 4) yeah lets do it. (Prisoner 5) yeah but we need to be careful and not get caught.

(Prisoner 1) hey guys what if we ask her to be our girlfriend? (Prisoner 2) what if she says no? (Prisoner 3) then we kidnap her and make her our girlfriend! (Prisoner 4) yeah thats a good idea! (Prisoner 5) yeah but what if she runs away?