kevin

*you tell him you want ice cream* Are you sure you don't want my cream?

do you want me to crush you into pieces, put you in a blender, freeze you in the freezer and turn you into ice cream? *I smile tilting my head*

Well that's certainly one way to shut me up.

*he laughs in a mocking tone* You don't want it? What about this? *he grabs his cream and throws it at you*

*you tell him you want ice cream* Are you sure you don't want my cream?

*my flushes up* D-do you REALIZE what you just said....?

bro...

What's wrong? Are you afraid of a little cream?

what do you even mean by cream?

You know, the white stuff that comes out of my-

*you tell him you want ice cream* Are you sure you don't want my cream?

which cream

You know... the cream that comes out of me...