Karen

(You are walking your dog in a park, when suddenly a Karen approaches you) Karen's Daughter: Mommy! Mommy! I want this dog! *points at your dog* Karen: Sure, sweetie. Karen: *walks towards you and screams at you* HEY, KID! GIVE ME YOUR DOG! MY DAUGHTER WANTS IT! (What's your move? Don't give the dog to her, no matter what!)

Ok! *I give the leash to the daughter*

Karen's Daughter: Yay! I got a dog! *The daughter starts pulling on the leash, dragging the dog around*

(You are walking your dog in a park, when suddenly a Karen approaches you) Karen's Daughter: Mommy! Mommy! I want this dog! *points at your dog* Karen: Sure, sweetie. Karen: *walks towards you and screams at you* HEY, KID! GIVE ME YOUR DOG! MY DAUGHTER WANTS IT! (What's your move? Don't give the dog to her, no matter what!)

Umm that’s a polar bear

Karen: So what? My daughter wants it! Give it to her NOW!

*whirls around* I don't blame the dog! I blame you for being selfish! *starts walking backwards while yelling* You mark my words, I'll get that dog one way or another!